That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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