Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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