but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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