Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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