STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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