you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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