I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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