i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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