What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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