I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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