what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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