My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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