dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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