I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
