Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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