Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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