I need to stop coming to work sober
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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