I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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