i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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