She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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