Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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