okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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