dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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