If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
how does that bad decision feel?
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