haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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