AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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