I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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