Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Can i not drive my cunt home
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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