Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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