You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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