5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do vagina's smell?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
His hands were made for my vagina.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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