I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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