i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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