Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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