theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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