I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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