Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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