Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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