i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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