she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So much Jack, so little girl.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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