I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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