She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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