come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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