Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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