if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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