There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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