I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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