ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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