what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
