Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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