New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
