absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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