I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
