new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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