singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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