you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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