Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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