Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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