fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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