Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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