He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
