dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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