I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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