I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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