I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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